








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1931 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2110 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1314 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1696 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,057 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexBorg | 64% | 101 |
| #2 | Kreutzmann | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Andersen | 57% | 101 |
| #4 | musta pekka | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexBorg | 64% | 101 |
| #2 | Kreutzmann | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Andersen | 57% | 101 |
| #4 | musta pekka | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andersen | 24 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | AlexBorg | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | musta pekka | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Kreutzmann | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andersen | 454 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | AlexBorg | 312 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | musta pekka | 88 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kreutzmann | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andersen | +2.44 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | TheAndrew | +2.05 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | Kreutzmann | +1.96 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | AlexBorg | +0.85 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | musta pekka | -1.44 | 84 | 64 |





