








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 594 | 21% |
| Smokes | 951 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 907 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 429 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $209,232 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl4sh | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Kl3P1 | 56% | 79 |
| #3 | Domek | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Das7.ff | 55% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl4sh | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Kl3P1 | 56% | 79 |
| #3 | Domek | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Das7.ff | 55% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kl3P1 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | fl4sh | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Das7.ff | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kl3P1 | 396 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | Das7.ff | 60 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | fl4sh | 30 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Domek | 25 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metin 2 gyöngyöspata | +3.19 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | Kl3P1 | -0.25 | 47 | 63 |
| #3 | Das7.ff | -1.19 | 40 | 47 |
| #4 | Domek | -1.90 | 45 | 46 |
| #5 | fl4sh | -2.38 | 18 | 56 |





