








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 964 | 23% |
| Smokes | 698 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1320 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1142 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,290 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metin 2 gyöngyöspata | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | vehu | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | fl4sh | 38% | 138 |
| #4 | Vivu360 | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | Das7.ff | 35% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Vivu360 | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | Das7.ff | 35% | 99 |
| #6 | Norioo24 | 35% | 20 |
| #7 | Kl3P1 | 34% | 74 |
| #8 | Dr.Wolf | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl4sh | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | vehu | 5 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Das7.ff | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Dr.Wolf | 2 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kl3P1 | 375 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | fl4sh | 334 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Das7.ff | 121 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | vehu | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dr.Wolf | 40 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metin 2 gyöngyöspata | +5.13 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Dr.Wolf | +2.41 | 46 | 45 |
| #3 | vehu | +1.39 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | fl4sh | +0.94 | 39 | 63 |
| #5 | Kl3P1 | +0.25 | 42 | 60 |





