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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 482 | 25% |
| Smokes | 597 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 407 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,871 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwaXie- | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | kent q:) | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Gärnis | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | ClimaX | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | SletteStrandツ | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juha | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ClimaX | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | SletteStrandツ | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Supe | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | kent q:) | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juha | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | SletteStrandツ | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gärnis | 58 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Supe | 56 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | kent q:) | 49 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cane | +5.36 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | kent q:) | +3.96 | 69 | 78 |
| #3 | rapa | +1.72 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Supe | +0.99 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | ClimaX | +0.91 | 69 | 61 |





