








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 563 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4565 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5852 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7251 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6545 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,653,576 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babz | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | brainus | 55% | 104 |
| #3 | V-O-V | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | 2Byte | 47% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babz | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | brainus | 55% | 104 |
| #3 | V-O-V | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | 2Byte | 47% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Byte | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | V-O-V | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brainus | 200 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | 2Byte | 110 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Babz | 106 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | V-O-V | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babz | +3.23 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | brainus | +1.63 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | Spinney | -0.09 | 42 | 64 |
| #4 | V-O-V | -1.61 | 46 | 63 |
| #5 | 2Byte | -1.90 | 48 | 48 |





