








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 29% |
| Smokes | 82 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 225 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 180 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $84,062 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotikka | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | iffyyy | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | viluri | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Appadona | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | eetutsi :D | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotikka | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | iffyyy | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | viluri | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Appadona | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | eetutsi :D | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viluri | 12 | 0.0268 |
| #2 | eetutsi :D | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | iffyyy | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Appadona | 1 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | rotikka | 1 | 0.0435 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iffyyy | 61 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | eetutsi :D | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Appadona | 40 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | viluri | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | rotikka | 1 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotikka | +17.86 | 43 | 57 |
| #2 | iffyyy | +5.08 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | viluri | +0.76 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | eetutsi :D | -1.54 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | Appadona | -1.93 | 63 | 47 |





