








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2614 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1915 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2648 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2076 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,064 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StYl3z | 59% | 87 |
| #2 | Kinrowd | 57% | 146 |
| #3 | Schnowii | 53% | 90 |
| #4 | rainer jr. | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | ΩfficerDomΞ | 52% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rainer jr. | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | ΩfficerDomΞ | 52% | 92 |
| #6 | vdestr | 52% | 147 |
| #7 | s1xsense | 52% | 91 |
| #8 | BlazeNoam | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinrowd | 17 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | StYl3z | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ΩfficerDomΞ | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Schnowii | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | vdestr | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinrowd | 698 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | s1xsense | 288 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | StYl3z | 283 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | rainer jr. | 280 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | BlazeNoam | 150 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StYl3z | +4.17 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | phasmo | +3.99 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Kinrowd | +2.89 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | s1xsense | +1.90 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | rainer jr. | +0.62 | 62 | 59 |





