








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 779 matches | ||
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6800 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3601 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3391 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4430 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2397 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,712,874 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MGGT |.LuXoR | 51% | 89 |
| #2 | Krusty | 47% | 212 |
| #3 | Xaiter360 | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | 🌱🌊💊 0TTER 💊🌊🌱 | 44% | 55 |
| #5 | de_orphan23 | 42% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Xaiter360 | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | 🌱🌊💊 0TTER 💊🌊🌱 | 44% | 55 |
| #5 | de_orphan23 | 42% | 97 |
| #6 | MuncH | 41% | 122 |
| #7 | sr. cortex | 38% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krusty | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | de_orphan23 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | MuncH | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | sr. cortex | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Xaiter360 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_orphan23 | 356 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Krusty | 313 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | 🌱🌊💊 0TTER 💊🌊🌱 | 234 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Xaiter360 | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | MGGT |.LuXoR | 98 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MGGT |.LuXoR | +2.31 | 52 | 65 |
| #2 | Krusty | +1.26 | 50 | 54 |
| #3 | de_orphan23 | +0.20 | 30 | 47 |
| #4 | Xaiter360 | +0.12 | 41 | 57 |
| #5 | MuncH | -0.31 | 39 | 45 |





