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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 239 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2685 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2280 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2597 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,122 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | napolimangaz | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | localsuperhero420 | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 45% | 76 |
| #4 | Heter jag Elnour420? | 38% | 34 |
| #5 | Arbeez | 35% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | napolimangaz | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | localsuperhero420 | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 45% | 76 |
| #4 | Heter jag Elnour420? | 38% | 34 |
| #5 | Arbeez | 35% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Heter jag Elnour420? | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | napolimangaz | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | localsuperhero420 | 506 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 236 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Arbeez | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Heter jag Elnour420? | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | napolimangaz | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | napolimangaz | +2.95 | 96 | 48 |
| #2 | localsuperhero420 | +0.96 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | +0.42 | 84 | 41 |
| #4 | Freeslaktish | +0.10 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | Arbeez | -1.32 | 70 | 59 |





