








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 546 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6090 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7439 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5350 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7086 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,758,835 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | DeadHeadz | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | Freeslaktish | 52% | 157 |
| #4 | Arbeez | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | DeadHeadz | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | Freeslaktish | 52% | 157 |
| #4 | Arbeez | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freeslaktish | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Arbeez | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | DeadHeadz | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freeslaktish | 289 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | 196 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Arbeez | 189 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | DeadHeadz | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W H I T E M O Z A R T | +1.35 | 83 | 42 |
| #2 | DeadHeadz | +1.26 | 90 | 50 |
| #3 | localsuperhero420 | +0.46 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Freeslaktish | -0.07 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | Arbeez | -0.61 | 73 | 57 |





