








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2110 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3776 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2536 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1859 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,303 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGBEEFY0 | 45% | 200 |
| #2 | Joshua Block (WorldOfTShirts) | 42% | 98 |
| #3 | Danky Kush | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | Wintergreen Zyns | 36% | 33 |
| #5 | Fridge | 35% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joshua Block (WorldOfTShirts) | 486 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | BIGBEEFY0 | 442 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Fridge | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | BF | 65 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Danky Kush | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meek | +3.10 | 69 | 71 |
| #2 | BIGBEEFY0 | +0.08 | 54 | 58 |
| #3 | Joshua Block (WorldOfTShirts) | -1.28 | 41 | 52 |
| #4 | Wintergreen Zyns | -1.62 | 44 | 59 |
| #5 | Fridge | -1.86 | 52 | 57 |





