








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 707 | 26% |
| Smokes | 567 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 597 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 874 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,523 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabbit シ | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Shart Simpson | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | Pr0tated | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | L0RD | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | mr wok | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | BettaBuild | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Dony Kangs | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | Wardie | 40% | 25 |
| #9 | Mr Gabriel | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | Nils | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabbit シ | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | mr wok | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Wardie | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | L0RD | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Mr Gabriel | 2 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr wok | 179 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Pr0tated | 171 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Shart Simpson | 87 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | L0RD | 83 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rabbit シ | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabbit シ | +4.43 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Pr0tated | +4.09 | 85 | 80 |
| #3 | BettaBuild | +3.04 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | L0RD | +3.02 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | mr wok | +2.91 | 75 | 64 |





