








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 51 | 9% |
| Smokes | 82 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 201 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,269 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flow | 42% | 36 |
| #2 | rohrer64 | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | Lightning | 39% | 67 |
| #4 | TV_Spider | 34% | 58 |
| #5 | Radman87 | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rohrer64 | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | Lightning | 39% | 67 |
| #4 | TV_Spider | 34% | 58 |
| #5 | Radman87 | 34% | 41 |
| #6 | KOOOCH | 24% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TV_Spider | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Lightning | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | KOOOCH | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | rohrer64 | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Radman87 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radman87 | 106 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | KOOOCH | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | TV_Spider | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | rohrer64 | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | flow | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rohrer64 | +2.10 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | Lightning | +1.29 | 66 | 21 |
| #3 | TV_Spider | +1.03 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | KOOOCH | -0.32 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | flow | -0.41 | 74 | 35 |





