








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 439 | 39% |
| Smokes | 40 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 383 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $274,250 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning | 37% | 46 |
| #2 | flow | 36% | 47 |
| #3 | Radix | 34% | 41 |
| #4 | TV_Spider | 33% | 46 |
| #5 | rohrer64 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | flow | 36% | 47 |
| #3 | Radix | 34% | 41 |
| #4 | TV_Spider | 33% | 46 |
| #5 | rohrer64 | 27% | 15 |
| #6 | KOOOCH | 23% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radix | 12 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Lightning | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | TV_Spider | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | rohrer64 | 3 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | KOOOCH | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flow | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | KOOOCH | 59 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | TV_Spider | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | rohrer64 | 44 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lightning | 26 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TV_Spider | +1.07 | 65 | 63 |
| #2 | Lightning | +0.70 | 64 | 20 |
| #3 | rohrer64 | +0.48 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | flow | -0.43 | 81 | 41 |
| #5 | KOOOCH | -0.84 | 54 | 57 |





