








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2605 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2939 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2012 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2301 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,761 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarte à l'eau | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | FranK | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | #TixeN. | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | PraGa | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | MR R0B0T - | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PraGa | 13 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Cazanova | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | am0un | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | FranK | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | s1xyouss | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AusTin0s | 332 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Cazanova | 287 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | s1xyouss | 243 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | PraGa | 217 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | FranK | 181 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR R0B0T - | +2.46 | 53 | 72 |
| #2 | #TixeN. | +2.24 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | Tarte à l'eau | +1.99 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | MORW.exe | +1.73 | 85 | 55 |
| #5 | Cazanova | +0.20 | 52 | 68 |





