








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1801 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 486 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,641 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suome Bobi Rossi | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | 6 God Hennessy | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | eemeli | 51% | 79 |
| #4 | ysimo | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | hachiko | 49% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ysimo | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | hachiko | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | eemeli | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Kuasimodo | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | MiTäH! | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil baby | +4.31 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | 6 God Hennessy | +4.05 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | hachiko | +2.68 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Kuasimodo | +1.35 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | ysimo | +1.24 | 68 | 70 |





