








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4574 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2687 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 970 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2250 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,006 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEP block | 61% | 80 |
| #2 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | 60% | 179 |
| #3 | FangZzZ1.ttv | 57% | 126 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | LevelDown | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEP block | 61% | 80 |
| #2 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | 60% | 179 |
| #3 | FangZzZ1.ttv | 57% | 126 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | LevelDown | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | FangZzZ1.ttv | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | YEP block | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | 5 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | LevelDown | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | 916 | 0.26 | 24 min |
| #2 | FangZzZ1.ttv | 407 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | LevelDown | 312 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | YEP block | 215 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Cheem1cal | 58 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radar | +2.31 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | FangZzZ1.ttv | +1.55 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | ✧wut-do-wut-do✧ | +1.27 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Cheem1cal | +0.68 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | YEP block | +0.51 | 77 | 60 |





