








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2877 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2527 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1938 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2709 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,591,280 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Swalsen | 38% | 26 |
| #9 | Memphis | 37% | 169 |
| #10 | Bananenbrot | 34% | 44 |
| #11 | gaku87 | 34% | 177 |
| #12 | kleinerLutz | 31% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El_Wiesel | +5.31 | 63 | 83 |
| #2 | ✪ snux | +4.17 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | geeZe | +1.90 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Abellus | +1.78 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | drowsy | +0.68 | 72 | 63 |





