








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1791 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1324 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,416 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kudosai | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Dsp.Sturrieh | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Jeroz | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | sandjer | 51% | 95 |
| #5 | Bubble | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LidexY | 685 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | sandjer | 203 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Nøtter | 150 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Snusmumrikken | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jeroz | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble | +3.16 | 65 | 47 |
| #2 | sandjer | +1.90 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | Nøtter | +1.31 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Dsp.Sturrieh | +1.10 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Kudosai | +0.95 | 86 | 62 |





