








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1547 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1886 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1739 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $829,909 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЗkywaIker | 67% | 39 |
| #2 | Benmeister | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | krotkeNN | 58% | 104 |
| #4 | aMuaGoiUm | 52% | 96 |
| #5 | ✪HYPER | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЗkywaIker | 67% | 39 |
| #2 | Benmeister | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | krotkeNN | 58% | 104 |
| #4 | aMuaGoiUm | 52% | 96 |
| #5 | ✪HYPER | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krotkeNN | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | aMuaGoiUm | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | ✪HYPER | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krotkeNN | 258 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | aMuaGoiUm | 168 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | ЗkywaIker | 152 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪HYPER | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Benmeister | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deLy | +1.71 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | krotkeNN | +1.63 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | ЗkywaIker | -0.23 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | ✪HYPER | -0.66 | 89 | 57 |
| #5 | Benmeister | -0.71 | 82 | 39 |





