








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 261 | 14% |
| Smokes | 527 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 470 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 656 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,990 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quique | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Andrew Anjaroo | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | General01DB | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | feefee | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quique | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Andrew Anjaroo | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | General01DB | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | feefee | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feefee | 7 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | General01DB | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | feefee | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | General01DB | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Quique | 26 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew Anjaroo | +2.20 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | reeree | +2.13 | 88 | 44 |
| #3 | Quique | +1.12 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | feefee | +0.78 | 75 | 22 |
| #5 | General01DB | -0.26 | 62 | 45 |





