








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1527 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2820 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1777 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2556 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,915 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugby League Live 3 | 39% | 157 |
| #2 | Jassy!Tree! | 38% | 37 |
| #3 | 80085 | 30% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugby League Live 3 | 39% | 157 |
| #2 | Jassy!Tree! | 38% | 37 |
| #3 | 80085 | 30% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugby League Live 3 | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | 80085 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Jassy!Tree! | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rugby League Live 3 | 168 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jassy!Tree! | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | 80085 | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F? Semi-gayidity | +2.49 | 71 | 50 |
| #2 | Rugby League Live 3 | -2.32 | 31 | 33 |
| #3 | Jassy!Tree! | -3.42 | 11 | 36 |
| #4 | 80085 | -7.39 | 5 | 11 |





