








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 945 | 34% |
| Smokes | 672 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 542 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 599 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,861 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gooser | 163 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | Skttie | 80 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | AFSD | 67 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | FurAirOh | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | bubski | 41 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SillyBoy123 | +6.04 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | Gooser | +2.09 | 75 | 76 |
| #3 | FurAirOh | +0.72 | 77 | 41 |
| #4 | Skttie | +0.34 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | D3XTROUS | -0.53 | 70 | 56 |





