








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2002 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1747 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1122 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1577 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,611 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lipton | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Skttie | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | AFSD | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | c3dar matrix | 46% | 46 |
| #5 | FurAirOh | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skttie | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | FurAirOh | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Gooser | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gooser | 514 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | Skttie | 191 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | c3dar matrix | 174 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | FurAirOh | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lipton | 129 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SillyBoy123 | +2.66 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | bubski | +0.84 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | Skttie | +0.50 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Gooser | +0.39 | 77 | 75 |
| #5 | FurAirOh | +0.04 | 76 | 52 |





