








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 444 matches | ||
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6635 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7637 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7898 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7361 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,772,861 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | optic | 64% | 218 |
| #2 | Corni® | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Toräiñz | 59% | 342 |
| #4 | TilmaN | 58% | 129 |
| #5 | iSolutioN | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Toräiñz | 59% | 342 |
| #4 | TilmaN | 58% | 129 |
| #5 | iSolutioN | 55% | 38 |
| #6 | Sonon | 55% | 71 |
| #7 | Floxiv | 55% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floxiv | 39 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Toräiñz | 30 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | TilmaN | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | optic | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Corni® | 5 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toräiñz | 1299 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #2 | Floxiv | 709 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | TilmaN | 444 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | optic | 205 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Corni® | 131 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | optic | +2.95 | 65 | 68 |
| #2 | Toräiñz | +2.13 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | ✪ jan0393 | +2.04 | 69 | 76 |
| #4 | TilmaN | +0.12 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Floxiv | -0.13 | 50 | 59 |





