








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2847 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3084 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1873 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2150 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,487 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eternalflame | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | nish | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | BBjjd | 45% | 184 |
| #4 | Giana Jinx | 20% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eternalflame | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | nish | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | BBjjd | 45% | 184 |
| #4 | Giana Jinx | 20% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nish | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | BBjjd | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Giana Jinx | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBjjd | 861 | 0.27 | 17 min |
| #2 | nish | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Eternalflame | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Giana Jinx | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordan Carter | +3.96 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Eternalflame | +2.58 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | nish | -2.28 | 48 | 47 |
| #4 | BBjjd | -2.94 | 50 | 48 |
| #5 | Giana Jinx | -8.70 | 14 | 25 |





