








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1157 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1040 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2095 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1457 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,853 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BALLU | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Samael | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | JuGe | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | jm | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | ALXD | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Monttis | 43% | 97 |
| #10 | Bango | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | Rai | 40% | 30 |
| #12 | FaKe | 38% | 13 |
| #13 | TanuZ | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monttis | 250 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Samael | 104 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rai | 96 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | HePe | 95 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | jm | 91 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samael | +2.03 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | FaKe | +1.55 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | Kiko | +1.03 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | ALXD | +0.28 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | Rai | +0.13 | 75 | 63 |





