








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 687 | 29% |
| Smokes | 592 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 653 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 419 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,263 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copperi | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | wallejj | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Tramppi | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | herzi | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Tep1sk@ | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | serkka8 | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | Aake Pulkkinen | 40% | 43 |
| #8 | 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖒 ツ | 36% | 22 |
| #9 | Pulu | 35% | 26 |
| #10 | Exec Secret.Black | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pulu | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Tramppi | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aake Pulkkinen | 136 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖒 ツ | 112 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pulu | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | herzi | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tep1sk@ | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copperi | +2.12 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | wallejj | +1.82 | 95 | 54 |
| #3 | Aake Pulkkinen | +1.18 | 88 | 54 |
| #4 | Rane | +0.60 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | herzi | +0.07 | 78 | 71 |





