








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1096 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3356 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4557 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6094 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4508 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,780,687 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1018 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ima Snek | +1.04 | 37 | 68 |
| #2 | Skuzzy | +0.31 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | zanzy | -0.19 | 47 | 65 |
| #4 | ❤☯✠ Mr_salty✠☯❤ | -0.34 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | cc4Spawn | -0.66 | 23 | 56 |





