








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1020 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 707 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4356 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3884 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4689 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3754 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,788 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 843 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyro x47 | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | Reaper | 49% | 346 |
| #4 | Cerenity | 48% | 122 |
| #5 | Original Psycho | 40% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | Reaper | 49% | 346 |
| #4 | Cerenity | 48% | 122 |
| #5 | Original Psycho | 40% | 70 |
| #6 | Gohan | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cerenity | 25 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Reaper | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Original Psycho | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Gohan | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Cyro x47 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cerenity | 358 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 | 215 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Reaper | 199 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gohan | 130 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Original Psycho | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gohan | +1.18 | 46 | 60 |
| #2 | ❤☯✠ Mr_salty✠☯❤ | +0.36 | 59 | 53 |
| #3 | Cyro x47 | +0.20 | 30 | 34 |
| #4 | Reaper | -0.54 | 43 | 40 |
| #5 | 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 | -0.65 | 18 | 61 |





