








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8437 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6107 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5823 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4992 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,383,064 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4rb0t | 73% | 256 |
| #2 | Trevor2k | 65% | 333 |
| #3 | jms | 65% | 630 |
| #4 | zk2c | 63% | 342 |
| #5 | milk | 57% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milk | 25 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | jms | 24 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Trevor2k | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | w4rb0t | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | zk2c | 11 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4rb0t | +3.60 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | jms | +2.75 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | eN | +2.33 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | zk2c | +2.25 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Trevor2k | -0.12 | 64 | 62 |





