








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2233 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2418 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2831 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3933 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,937,941 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikmin Player | 80% | 40 |
| #2 | w4rb0t | 75% | 92 |
| #3 | safalin | 74% | 39 |
| #4 | pudge_ | 68% | 66 |
| #5 | Trevor2k | 67% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eN | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | baby plum | 10 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Ge~tsu | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | jms | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | milk | 8 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eN | 1231 | 0.18 | 38 min |
| #2 | jms | 675 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | MLAII | 434 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #4 | Trevor2k | 269 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | w4rb0t | 261 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4rb0t | +3.25 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | zk2c | +2.62 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | jms | +2.20 | 82 | 73 |
| #4 | Pikmin Player | +1.68 | 84 | 75 |
| #5 | eN | +1.52 | 69 | 69 |





