








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 984 | 27% |
| Smokes | 977 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 949 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 794 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $436,107 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | meric4l | 63% | 113 |
| #4 | xeon | 63% | 48 |
| #5 | element | 59% | 46 |
| #6 | Fabreb | 57% | 49 |
| #7 | SnipeTek | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meric4l | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | xeon | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | nct | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Fabreb | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meric4l | 500 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | xeon | 235 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Fabreb | 177 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | element | 136 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | nct | 92 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xeon | +2.07 | 61 | 73 |
| #2 | Fabreb | +0.64 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | nct | +0.64 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | element | +0.60 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | V0Dka | +0.33 | 75 | 54 |





