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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1673 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 276 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,457 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Strouben | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Heinrich Jäger | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | BladeV | 73% | 30 |
| #4 | infinity_bush | 70% | 23 |
| #5 | Fluxi | 65% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BladeV | 8 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Fluxi | 4 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Mercer (FR) | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | infinity_bush | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | ∰DIΣZ∰ | 2 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mercer (FR) | 101 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | infinity_bush | 93 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Strouben | 50 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fluxi | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | [SKALFRAG] Linoxyr | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | infinity_bush | +4.69 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | ✪ Strouben | +4.18 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Fluxi | +2.95 | 90 | 71 |
| #4 | Arnitord | +2.00 | 57 | 56 |
| #5 | BladeV | +0.95 | 66 | 50 |





