








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 601 | 29% |
| Smokes | 421 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 675 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 379 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,523 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shanks | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | [GR-3] | Osman2000 | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | iroh | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | echte_alberto_sief_neue_2025 | 31% | 16 |
| #5 | De Bob | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shanks | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | [GR-3] | Osman2000 | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | iroh | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | echte_alberto_sief_neue_2025 | 31% | 16 |
| #5 | De Bob | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iroh | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shanks | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | De Bob | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | echte_alberto_sief_neue_2025 | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | iroh | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | [GR-3] | Osman2000 | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iroh | +0.73 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | philipp | -0.66 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | De Bob | -1.04 | 47 | 59 |
| #4 | [GR-3] | Osman2000 | -1.16 | 16 | 75 |
| #5 | Shanks | -1.49 | 62 | 71 |





