








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 920 | 27% |
| Smokes | 940 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 912 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 648 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,366 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | slyvecz | 52% | 27 |
| #9 | BOT_nyitoC | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | ♿ daweee | 50% | 26 |
| #11 | Renci | 44% | 18 |
| #12 | AcEZ0R | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skorzeny | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | slyvecz | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | ♿ daweee | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | doriG | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Renci | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skorzeny | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♿ daweee | 72 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Renci | 61 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | doriG | 60 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | BOT_nyitoC | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szab0lcs | +4.03 | 67 | 81 |
| #2 | slyvecz | +3.13 | 77 | 42 |
| #3 | BOT_nyitoC | +1.85 | 59 | 88 |
| #4 | BeNya | +1.82 | 64 | 19 |
| #5 | slipszi | +0.49 | 71 | 70 |





