








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7297 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4873 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3947 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3478 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,129,328 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aino ❤ | 40 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Anthony Mars | 33 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | kirby | 22 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | RasistiTero | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | SirMaahinen | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nallepuuro | +6.52 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | eetu | +0.66 | 51 | 54 |
| #3 | EVT | +0.14 | 46 | 62 |
| #4 | RasistiTero | -0.60 | 59 | 42 |
| #5 | Aino ❤ | -0.84 | 73 | 52 |





