








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 13 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 4 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,611 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imagine_Wagons(@hezy_v) | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Good old shmendrick | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Bernz | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | joel | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Cheeky Dog | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imagine_Wagons(@hezy_v) | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Good old shmendrick | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Bernz | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | joel | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Cheeky Dog | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joel | 10 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Good old shmendrick | 8 | 0.0241 |
| #3 | Bernz | 3 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joel | 111 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bernz | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Good old shmendrick | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cheeky Dog | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good old shmendrick | +3.42 | 76 | 38 |
| #2 | Imagine_Wagons(@hezy_v) | +2.61 | 79 | 6 |
| #3 | joel | +0.58 | 83 | 41 |
| #4 | qw1k | +0.10 | 55 | 8 |
| #5 | Bernz | -0.67 | 37 | 49 |





