








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2012 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1431 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 511 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 636 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $364,378 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilenTriggeR | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | ShovelHero | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | korkki | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | Pioneeri | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | JJ | 59% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JJ | 340 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | MASA | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pioneeri | 34 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | ShovelHero | 33 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | SilenTriggeR | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korkki | +3.99 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | SilenTriggeR | +2.71 | 58 | 72 |
| #3 | Pioneeri | +2.13 | 54 | 60 |
| #4 | JJ | +0.93 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | ShovelHero | -0.69 | 61 | 72 |





