








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1612 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1042 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1678 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1512 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,361 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | EekQ | 54% | 78 |
| #9 | SilenTriggeR | 52% | 139 |
| #10 | MASA | 49% | 102 |
| #11 | halinalle | 48% | 23 |
| #12 | Winukka | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilenTriggeR | 389 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | MASA | 240 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | EekQ | 225 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | halinalle | 91 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | korkki | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perttiina | +4.62 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | jORMUs | +3.53 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | korkki | +3.46 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | halinalle | +2.39 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | SilenTriggeR | +1.98 | 61 | 72 |





