








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 701 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4774 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4327 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2987 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2961 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,078 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clancy49 | 67% | 45 |
| #2 | Cola | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | ally | 53% | 213 |
| #4 | kiwis for dinner | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clancy49 | 67% | 45 |
| #2 | Cola | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | ally | 53% | 213 |
| #4 | kiwis for dinner | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ally | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | kiwis for dinner | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Clancy49 | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ally | 465 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Clancy49 | 130 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cola | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | kiwis for dinner | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cola | +2.85 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | ally | +2.38 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | Clancy49 | +1.03 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | PicklesJars | -1.34 | 36 | 53 |
| #5 | kiwis for dinner | -4.32 | 12 | 56 |





