








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 858 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1004 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2160 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $687,936 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵍᵒᵈnnaiim ♠ | 46% | 162 |
| #2 | Rawnee | 45% | 122 |
| #3 | Hilal0002 | 45% | 112 |
| #4 | Superslav | 44% | 160 |
| #5 | HellBoy | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵍᵒᵈnnaiim ♠ | +6.38 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Be1rva | +0.55 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | Superslav | -0.18 | 59 | 35 |
| #4 | Hilal0002 | -0.27 | 59 | 39 |
| #5 | HellBoy | -0.64 | 55 | 48 |





