








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6536 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5477 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5913 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4033 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $766,547 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | garug | +6.49 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Glock in my Rari | +1.58 | 28 | 76 |
| #3 | Barney | -0.21 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | Arwty | -1.60 | 42 | 52 |
| #5 | Cyzo | -1.63 | 15 | 55 |





