








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1303 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1215 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1041 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,785 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samthecheese | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | MasterOfCubesAU | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | A_Cubed3 | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Bat Fonzi | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | FawnCobra | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samthecheese | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | MasterOfCubesAU | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | A_Cubed3 | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Bat Fonzi | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | FawnCobra | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samthecheese | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | MasterOfCubesAU | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samthecheese | 84 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Bat Fonzi | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | MasterOfCubesAU | 21 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | A_Cubed3 | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | FawnCobra | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemon lemon fak lemon | +4.11 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Bat Fonzi | +1.04 | 30 | 65 |
| #3 | MasterOfCubesAU | +0.89 | 72 | 42 |
| #4 | Samthecheese | +0.20 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | A_Cubed3 | -4.33 | 39 | 25 |





