








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5851 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4231 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3386 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3804 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,587 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PumbaLicious | 47% | 99 |
| #2 | kriZkraZ | 47% | 182 |
| #3 | Deacon♿ | 47% | 215 |
| #4 | Lillefod | 47% | 128 |
| #5 | Norm4nn | 45% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Deacon♿ | 47% | 215 |
| #4 | Lillefod | 47% | 128 |
| #5 | Norm4nn | 45% | 214 |
| #6 | Tjell3 | 44% | 27 |
| #7 | ✣︎♕PuchMaNN89♕✣ | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norm4nn | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Lillefod | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Deacon♿ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | kriZkraZ | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Tjell3 | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kriZkraZ | 343 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Norm4nn | 325 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Deacon♿ | 319 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | PumbaLicious | 274 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Lillefod | 96 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deacon♿ | +1.65 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | Kapz♿ | +0.88 | 55 | 78 |
| #3 | kriZkraZ | -0.11 | 45 | 79 |
| #4 | Norm4nn | -0.31 | 46 | 64 |
| #5 | Tjell3 | -1.40 | 63 | 70 |





