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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2326 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1625 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2641 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2272 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,586 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjell3 | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | kriZkraZ | 48% | 248 |
| #3 | BaaiN | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Lillefod | 47% | 195 |
| #5 | Kapz♿ | 47% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BaaiN | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Lillefod | 47% | 195 |
| #5 | Kapz♿ | 47% | 215 |
| #6 | Norm4nn | 45% | 258 |
| #7 | PumbaLicious | 45% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapz♿ | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Lillefod | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | kriZkraZ | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Norm4nn | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | PumbaLicious | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapz♿ | 912 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #2 | kriZkraZ | 504 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #3 | PumbaLicious | 458 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | Norm4nn | 373 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | Lillefod | 161 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deacon♿ | +1.94 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | Kapz♿ | +0.59 | 55 | 79 |
| #3 | kriZkraZ | +0.34 | 46 | 79 |
| #4 | Norm4nn | +0.05 | 46 | 65 |
| #5 | Tjell3 | -0.23 | 68 | 68 |





