








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 449 | 23% |
| Smokes | 503 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 496 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 465 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,242 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | groskingkong | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Emperor of the Source2 Empire | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Elcafe | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | SpiRk | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | groskingkong | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Emperor of the Source2 Empire | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Elcafe | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | SpiRk | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcafe | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | groskingkong | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | SpiRk | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elcafe | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | groskingkong | 118 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | SpiRk | 46 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Emperor of the Source2 Empire | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anqo | +1.66 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | groskingkong | +1.18 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | SpiRk | +0.78 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Elcafe | +0.13 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Emperor of the Source2 Empire | -2.91 | 81 | 71 |





