








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 483 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6298 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4544 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3628 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3756 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,088 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bux | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | n44tuska | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Pirihuora | 51% | 231 |
| #4 | Mysema | 46% | 68 |
| #5 | TATZU | 44% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pirihuora | 579 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ryhis | 355 | 0.34 | 10 min |
| #3 | TATZU | 329 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Fake-Billy | 182 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mysema | 169 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bux | +3.21 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | n44tuska | +2.73 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Mysema | +1.64 | 38 | 50 |
| #4 | Pirihuora | +1.64 | 70 | 62 |
| #5 | TATZU | +1.45 | 75 | 56 |





