








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 862 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1062 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 654 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1114 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,429 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swabbie | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Moon Knight | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Game | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | trunks | 51% | 137 |
| #5 | Cock of the Rock | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trunks | 427 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Cock of the Rock | 137 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | swabbie | 53 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #4 | Moon Knight | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Game | 22 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trunks | +5.16 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | swabbie | +4.65 | 83 | 79 |
| #3 | Squirt Cobain | +1.49 | 85 | 55 |
| #4 | Moon Knight | -1.42 | 65 | 43 |
| #5 | Cock of the Rock | -2.49 | 57 | 45 |





