








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3012 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2845 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2176 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2426 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,219 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1s | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | horrorkiid | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | krpjz | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | .NoS.* | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | NaVy^ | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1s | 115 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | NaVy^ | 90 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | .NoS.* | 63 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | krpjz | 55 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | horrorkiid | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ m.Kay | +2.14 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | chr1s | +1.49 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | horrorkiid | +1.43 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | NaVy^ | +1.32 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | krpjz | +1.26 | 88 | 66 |





